When I accidentally put too much bubble bath in.
When my ex, who cheated on me with two different co-workers, receives a sick burn.
When you buy yourself flowers and they’re really beautiful.
This bird, who clearly just doesn’t give a shit that there’s a blizzard.
Reading a book where one of the character’s names is Mr. Wunkleblunt.
When I’m wondering where the art show is and I am able to narrow it down thanks to this plank of wood.
When I think I found poop in my student’s bag, but it’s really just a five month old apple.
When my friend turns into Appa at IKEA.
When I remember that Simon is also Santa.