Ma’am, please don’t leave yet!
You left your two kids behind.
No, I won’t watch them.
Category Archives: Library Haikus
Beach Books
Do not lie to me.
These books were not wet before.
They smell like sun screen.
Late Books
What do you mean late?
Why did you keep these so long?
Book on a slug’s life?
Guest Haiku: Portrait of a Librarian Alpaca
Librarian with
a sweet alpaca smile,
book and monocle.
books and monocles
alpaca eats all the books
wears the monocles
All the monocles
On one sweet alpaca face
Library, no books
Bookworm alpaca
now alpaca waitress
Moral: don’t eat books.
-Submited by Elizabeth McAwesomeface (Pending Children’s Librarian)
*To submit a guest library haiku, please e-mail them to: thedailydani@gmail.com with your name, the poem, and your favorite shape (this is for funsies).
Time Traveling Alpaca Librarian
Nick made this picture for the haikus coming tomorrow. Just though you would like something awesome, but out of chronological order. How awesome is this picture? Make sure to check back tomorrow to find out what it’s all about!
Issues with Toilet Tissues
Oh my God, please no.
How can the paper be out?
That bathroom is lame.
Interrupting Patron
My darling patron,
You interrupt way too often.
Please just stop, it sucks.
The Start of the Library Haikus
Woman by my desk,
Why do you keep asking me:
What time we will close?