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Guest Haiku: Portrait of a Librarian Alpaca

Librarian with

a sweet alpaca smile,

book and monocle.


books and monocles

alpaca eats all the books

wears the monocles


All the monocles

On one sweet alpaca face

Library, no books


Bookworm alpaca

now alpaca waitress

Moral: don’t eat books.

-Submited by Elizabeth McAwesomeface (Pending Children’s Librarian)

*To submit a guest library haiku, please e-mail them to: with your name, the poem, and your favorite shape (this is for funsies).