Dear Rude Woman On The Subway,
You know, when I first sat down next to you, I was surprised that you had managed to take up so much space on the seat using your coat and your bags. But I was tired, and I wanted to read my book, so I smiled and sat down next to you. And then you clicked your tongue and said “really?!” as if I was the fattest person on the train. You certainly made me feel like I was. Later, while you roughly elbowed me as you tried to put your iPad away, I was still thinking about how disgusted you made me feel about my own body. You should be ashamed of yourself. Next time, do us all a favor, and stay home.
The too-fat librarian