Dear Best Friend,
Whenever I think about an earth without you on it, I channel a fake quote from Piglet to Winnie the Pooh that everyone thinks is real (he totally never said it, but other than a librarian, who’s really keeping track?).
Thank you for being my best friend. Especially on the really crap days.
Love always,
The chick who is laughing so hard, you can check for cavities.