15 Things About Bed Bugs That Suck So Hard

1. They are gross.

2. Apparently they get into EVERYTHING.

3. You spend a crapton of money dealing with them.

4. Exterminators are all jerks and talk down to you.  Yes, sir.  I did this on purpose so I could get more attention than I normally do.

5. You feel things crawling on you all the time.

6. Everyone sits a little farther away when they hear the news.

7. You feel guilty having anyone come even remotely close to your stuff.

8. You feel like you can’t ask for the help you need.

9. You feel dirty.

10. Sleeping through the night is really hard.

11. Laundry becomes a favorite escape.

12. Any movement out of the corner of your eye or strange bug bite gets analyzed for hours.

13. Everyone somehow knows exactly what to do and no one is right.

14. You find out who your real friends are.

15. Your landlord hates you.

15 Things I Love About Book Expo

1. It literally smells like paper.

2. So.  Many.  Books.

3. Everyone loves librarians.

4. I meet so many awesome people in line.

5. I meet authors I never thought I’d meet.

6. My mind is opened to so many new things.

7. Everyone is really nice.

8. The hours fly by.

9. I get to miss work for a few days to reconnect with why I love being a librarian.

10. I get that tingly feeling all the time.

11. I’m reminded of being twelve and getting the rush of loving a new book.

12. I never have to buy a pen ever again.

13. People are excited about their passions.

14. I also never have to buy another poster ever again.

15. It gives me the means to share my love of books with others.