Dear Mail Delivery Man,

You used to leave my packages for me at my door and now you keep leaving those stupid pink slips.  I hate those pink slips.  They make my heart hurt.  Please please please just leave my packages on the floor.  I’ll risk someone stealing my brand new socks.  Promise.

Love,

The chick with a pink card collection

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