15 Things I Learned From Online Dating

1. Most men look the same.

2. A lot of people don’t know why they’re single.

3. Most people don’t realize that they’re disrespectful and rude.

4. There’s a lot of confusion about whether or not there are rules and what those rules might be.

5. Assumptions are the enemy.

6. Those who are jaded ruin it for the rest of us.

7. Having a nice body counts for a lot.

8. People become their stereotypes.

9. No one wants commitment until they can’t have it.

10. People are afraid of telling someone they’re not interested.

11. Few forget how crappy it is to be dumped through a text.

12. No, I really don’t want to hear about the other dates you’ve been on.

13. I also don’t want to hear about how cool your mom is.

14. Or how mean your ex is.

15. People use honesty and openness as an excuse to be mean.