Dear Woman Staring At Her Neighbor’s Phone,

I’ve been trying to figure out if you’re her friend or if you’re just a really creepy person.  By the way you’re now staring at another girl’s shoes, I’m voting no to the friend theory.


The chick with the book sitting across from you

15 Kinds of People I Hate More Than Anything Else In the World

1. People who yell on the subway.

2. People who block sidewalks/crosswalks/aisles/doors and stop to check their cellphone RIGHT THERE.

3. Parents with insane children.

4. People who eat on the subway.

5. Runners in the wrong lane.

6. Anyone doing yoga/chatting on the phone/pushing a stroller/having a romantic walk in my running lane.

7. People who smoke while walking on the sidewalk.

8. People who take up way more space than they should on the subway.

9. Rude individuals (especially those who mutter under their breath).

10. People who push/run/shove for a seat on the subway.

11. Lord have mercy–people who use their cell phones without headphones as if their phone did not come with a silent feature.

12. People who sit for less than four stops on a crowded train.

13. People who lean their whole body on the subway pole during rush hour.

14. People who spit/blow snot out of their noses in public.

15. Passive aggressive individuals.

South African Portraits

south africa portraitsI really love this card–it’s the only one I’ve ever received from South Africa, and it shows a life a lot of people in first world countries have forgotten is still going on.  And not only is it going on, but they’re living a tradition several thousand years old.  That’s pretty awesome.