Dear Ninja Rat,
I was originally scared when you popped out of the hummus restaurant door. However, after you ran down the street and tried to ninja jump across the open metal cellar doors, I realized you were awesome. Watching you cling to the door with your back foot was the best part of my day. Until you fell and hit the man exiting the cellar. Then that was the best part of my day.
Love,
The librarian screaming while carrying her pizza and watching you