Dear Guy Playing Music Off His Phone Without Using Headphones,
Do you realize how badly I want to smack you with my book? Your phone is next to my head. I’m tired. I’m cranky. I had a long day. Turn your stupid noise off or invest in headphones. Or give me fifty dollars.
The chick who has decided to just stare at you whenever you make noise
PS: Now you’re crushing your plastic bottle next to my ear. I hate you. Also, your hair is stupid.