Dear Guy Napping Against Me On The Q,

I know we’re supposed to shy away from strangers and be revolted by the possibility of forming a connection with those we sit next to, but didn’t necessarily know when we first entered the trian.  But don’t worry, I’ll keep you upright and wake you before I leave so you don’t fall over.  We all just need a little support now and again.


The chick with the basil

Dear Guy Playing Music Off His Phone Without Using Headphones,

Do you realize how badly I want to smack you with my book?  Your phone is next to my head.  I’m tired.  I’m cranky.  I had a long day.  Turn your stupid noise off or invest in headphones.  Or give me fifty dollars.


The chick who has decided to just stare at you whenever you make noise

PS: Now you’re crushing your plastic bottle next to my ear.  I hate you.  Also, your hair is stupid.