I decided to try my hand at making these delicious looking things:
They didn’t look too hard, and seemed like a really healthy choice. Let’s talk about how badly it went wrong. First of all, I totally forgot the asparagus for mine. Whatever–asparagus makes your pee smell weird anyway. True story. Then, I may or may not have burned them.
Anyway, to make these MY way, you’ll need:
Thin cut chicken breast
Sliced cheese of your choosing (I used cheddar)
Asparagus (best if you remember to take them home with you)
You use the chicken breast as a hold for the rest of the stuff–I put scallions on the outside with the bread crumbs. Pop them in a pan and cook at 320 for 25 minutes (or until you remember they’re in the oven). And if you’re really lucky, they won’t come out looking like this:
I feel like this is the only appropriately response:
Whatever. They still tasted delicious!