Well, I was literally in my apartment for about ten minutes before I had my first injury. Did you know: dishwashers can’t close if your finger is in the way? But, they’re going to try really hard to do so. My finger may not look so bad in the photo, but it hurts a lot and it’s all bruised and gross looking now. STUPID DISHWASHER. Stay tuned for the first photo of my toothbrush on the toilet.