This adorable cat comes all the way from Russia. I love it because it reminds me of the simple pleasures in life–a comfy chair and a stack of good books.
Dear Man Who Told Me I Was Beautiful,
It’s always nice to be reminded. I hope you have the very best of everything for the rest of the year. I may have brushed off your compliment when it was given, but it meant more to me than you can imagine.
The chick in the stripes.
a sweet alpaca smile,
book and monocle.
books and monocles
alpaca eats all the books
wears the monocles
All the monocles
On one sweet alpaca face
Library, no books
now alpaca waitress
Moral: don’t eat books.
-Submited by Elizabeth McAwesomeface (Pending Children’s Librarian)
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I was riding the F train recently when I happened to look down and notice I had a hair on my jacket. A very long, white, hair. Well. At least I made it to 25 with kind of not an old lady head.
Just kidding, I was losing white hairs at 18, haha. I just thought this was funny and needed to be shared. That thing is almost glowing!