Dear Man On The Subway Who Told Me I Should Wear My Gloves Because There Were So Many Germans On The Train,
I’m 90% sure you meant germs. Also, I’m a tad warmed by the fact that you felt the need to help me, even though I was originally annoyed by what you were saying. I was especially touched when you said it was because I was alone and someone should be watching over me. Thanks for that. Next time: Also get the number of the hot guy next to me! I hope there’s someone kind looking out for you too. Stay lovely and generous with your love.
The chick who put her gloves on