Dear Ex-Roommate,
You, madam, are completely and absolutely insane. I don’t just mean the kind of insane where I don’t understand you and your actions. I mean like you need to be locked up for the better of society kind of insane. Sweet Lord. Not only has living with you been such a horrible experience that I wish the Eternal Sunshine memory wipe was real, but I feel like I need to detox for a week to clear my system of the venom I’ve been absorbing from you all this time.
I’d wish you ill, but I already see how unfathomably unhappy you are. I don’t envy you in the least, and because of the level of betrayal and hurt you inflicted on me and others in our situation, I also find myself unable to pity you.
Fix yourself before you end up as alone as you are now.
Goodbye. You won’t be missed.
Danielle