Dear Woman At The Meeting,
The fact that you feel you deserve to be punished for being fat makes me sad. You’re so unhappy with your life, and you blame it all on being fat. Also, what’s up with this leader? He just told you the reason you gain weight is because you’re not “the more correct gender.” Dear Lord, I’ve got to escape you guys.
The chick rolling her eyes so much, they’re going to stay that way.