Dear Guy Who Blocked the Escalator Causing Me To Miss My Six Train,
Yep. I missed the train. Literally, I watched it just roll away as I finished my marathon race to the platform. The next train is in fifteen minutes. It’s 2:34 am. I’m exhausted, and all I can think about is getting to my apartment and sleeping. I hope all your trains are delayed for at least a week and you get stuck behind slow old ladies every time you try to go somewhere.
Love,
The chick you ignored on the escalator