Dear Boy Who Misses Concerts Because I Talk Too Much,
It’s about time you got your own Letter to the Universe. You should know that you make the hard parts of living more bearable and the good parts more exciting. I wish you had someone in your life that does for you what you do for me. You have no idea how very important you are–not just to me, but to everyone who encounters you. May you find your forever happiness and may it be worth what you put up with from me (on a daily basis). Thank you for keeping my secrets.
The chick who chokes on tapioca balls