Dear Swing Guy With The Dapper Hat,
You’ve got the most impressive networking skills I have ever seen in my entire life. I am completely amazed by your ability to travel with a group of strangers and manage to find exactly what you are looking for, then part with all of our contact information. I was confused by your dance style, but thank you for dancing with me anyway, even if I mostly laughed at my inability to follow and you counted steps for me like that was going to help. Sorry!
The chick in the brown dress, laughing as you counted
PS: You should totally make a swing dance Shakespeare play. Just sayin’.