Dear Diner Guy,
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What just happened? Did you really just hand my change to my male friend standing over a foot behind me even though I handed you the check and money? I couldn’t help the look of complete shock as I watched you hold out the money for him to take, even after he hesitated to accept it. I also couldn’t help the extreme laughter that ensued the moment I stepped out of the front door. I know you heard me because you came outside to see what was going on, but I just honestly didn’t know how else to let you know that your extremely silly sexism had been noticed.
The chick you didn’t think could handle the change