Dear Man Drying His Shirt By Hanging It On His Driver-Side Rear-View Mirror,
I wouldn’t have noticed it if you didn’t take it off while at a red light to test its dryness before putting it back. For the remainder of the time you were behind me, I couldn’t help but periodically check my mirror to see if the bright yellow shirt was still there, flapping in the wind. Even though I was concerned with how you were safely driving, I have to admit I was mostly curious as to why your shirt was completely wet.
The completely confused chick in the black Corolla