Dear Bike,

Sorry that we haven’t been together in a few years.  Ever since I got grounded for crashing into that parked car back in 2nd grade, I promised myself I wouldn’t sit on you.  But then I started missing you in high school, but I felt stupid riding on you–like I was some kind of elephant on a tight rope.  Tonight was fun though.  Even though I stopped before each turn and almost died twice, I enjoyed our time together.

Fourteen years without you was too damn long.  I’m glad we’re back together.

Love,

The chick who crashed you into the back of a parked car

PS–Sorry for the doofy helmet.  I couldn’t find a better one.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

*