Sorry that we haven’t been together in a few years. Ever since I got grounded for crashing into that parked car back in 2nd grade, I promised myself I wouldn’t sit on you. But then I started missing you in high school, but I felt stupid riding on you–like I was some kind of elephant on a tight rope. Tonight was fun though. Even though I stopped before each turn and almost died twice, I enjoyed our time together.
Fourteen years without you was too damn long. I’m glad we’re back together.
The chick who crashed you into the back of a parked car
PS–Sorry for the doofy helmet. I couldn’t find a better one.