Dear Crazy Woman Who Almost Hit Me With Her Car,
In case you forgot: Red means stop! At first I thought you wanted to make a right on red, in which case almost hitting me and the dog while we crossed the street would have been justified, but there was a no turn on red sign right in front of you. Also, you were driving inside of the parking spots on the side of the road. And when it turned green and you didn’t turn, I thought you might be confused. However, when you sped and swerved in front of (and almost hit) the first car going straight, I knew you were missing a vital connection. Please never drive again. Thanks.
The chick who looked at you like you were nuts while she crossed the street