Dear Woman Who Refused To Allow My Brother To Return My Shower Curtain Rings For Me,
I was totally going to agree with your rejection because I thought it might be due to the fact that I paid with a credit card. But when you told me it was because he was “grossly underage,” I couldn’t help but laugh. I’m sorry to do so in front of you. That was rude of me. I totally have him run in and return stuff for me all the time–possibly as young as eight. Now that he’s a couple of years shy of being legally allowed to vote–now you tell me he’s waaaay too young to return curtain rings? Poo on you, lady.
The chick staring at you while you rang me up