An Awfully Big Adventure

I have this thing for Alan Rickman.  For the longest time, this movie plagued me.  I wanted to be able to brag that I had seen everything sexy Alan had ever starred in, but while this movie existed, I couldn’t.  Finally, it became available to watch online (thanks Netflix!) and I pounced on it.  Let me tell you–I haven’t been this disappointed since I was nine and found out a certain fat man wasn’t real.

According to a summary I read, this was a “coming of age” tale.  While this isn’t a lie, I’d like to argue that it’s more a jumbled mosh of crazies running about for more than two hours.  Firstly, I felt like we were just tossed into the action without a proper introduction–and not in the good way.  It was more of a “oh crap, did I just skip something in the beginning?”  Once I started figuring out who everyone was, with some exceptions such as the constant weeper turned part-time nudist (I have no idea what that lady’s name is), and several of the male actors (like the old guy with facial hair and the good looking, mildly chubby one).  I just didn’t understand why they were even around.  There is nothing more distracting than to have characters mention someone as if I should know them, freak out because I can’t remember when they were introduced only to realize he never appeared in a scene before.  Ugh.

Then there’s the whole super-disturbing ending (the middle wasn’t too comfortable either) to the movie.  Alan Rickman’s character climbs the ladder of creeps, and the universe punishes him with a good whack to the noggin before thoroughly drowning him.  Finally, everything concludes with the main character having another episode of the crazies.  After a painfully perfect speech to her dead mother over the phone, the credits suddenly roll.  What a terrible movie!  Stay away from this one–I’m going to give it a 1.5/5

Fables: 1001 Nights of Snowfall

Fables: 1001 Nights of Snowfall

Bill Willingham

This volume was a great addition to the series.  While it doesn’t really fit in the middle of the volumes in any specific order, I highly recommend reading it just after The Good Prince. In these issues, we get to take a few peeks into the history of our favorite Fables like Fly, Snow White, King Cole and Bigby.

I enjoyed most of the art, which reached its peak (in my opinion) during Flycatcher’s tale.  It was just simply beautiful.  The issues are short, each ranging from a dozen or so pages to just one.  I think this is the volume’s greatest strength.  Instead of one big arc, we get to hop around and taste just a little of each beloved tale.  By the end of the last issue, readers get a sense of the tragedy that hit a lot of Fables before they were able to find sanctuary.  I highly recommend it to fans of the series.

Fables: War and Pieces (Volume Eleven)

Fables: War and Pieces (Volume Eleven)

Bill Willingham

This volume pretty much explains what’s inside with the title, though if you’ve read the other volumes that come before this, you’d already know war was at Fabletown’s doorstep.  What surprised me most about the issues at the end of this volume were the casualties of war.  I didn’t think we’d lose the characters we did–and I expected them to come back immediately, like in the case of Snow White.  Even Bigby seems to never die.  I suppose this sets up the questions regarding why certain characters come back from the dead and others don’t.  Previously it was stated that the more we (the Mundies) believe in them, the more solid their immortality is.  If this was the case though, Gretel would have come back immediately when her brother murdered her.  I’m worried about the truth behind this phenomenon.  I hope it’s explored in the next volume.

I see bad things happening in the future of this series–now that the Adversary is gone from the picture and everything seems to have ended in the best of ways, I can only predict tragedy, and lots of it.  I couldn’t put this volume down because I knew things would eventually hit the fan, and knowing it wasn’t in this volume only leaves the door open for the next to bring me to tears.  Man, sometimes it’s really hard to write these without giving away names and specific events.  Regardless, this volume marked the end of one villain and the possible start of another.  Here’s to hoping Boy Blue and Sinbad get it on! I mean…uhh, survive.

Also, I think this volume has the coolest of the covers.  Simple, but awesome.  What do you think?

Alice’s Tea Shop

My birthday seems to be taking over this entire month!  Yesterday I met my friends in the city for some tea and birthday celebrating.  Zoe, a friend that always manages to wear the coolest hats, was also celebrating her birthday, so there was even more reasons to celebrate in style.

The 1, 2, and 3 trains weren’t running, so we had a bit of trouble finding one another at first, but that was negated when Bubbles and I caused a scene by swing dancing in the middle of a subway platform to the music of a man drumming on overturned buckets and wine bottles.  I think I am going to hang that minute and a half on peg seven of the top ten moments of my life.

After that, we ate some sushi (which was delicious), exchanged gifts (I am massively excited to read mine) and then waited outside Alice’s Tea Shop until we were too frozen to stick it out.  At this time we decided it would be best to defrost in a thrift shop.  While tossing hats on Bubbles’s head and planning proms based on the funky dresses I found with Bri, the hostess at Alice’s Tea called to say our table was ready.  Sprinting (penguin walking) quickly back to the shop, we claimed the best table in the house and eagerly discussed tea.  Bubbles and I ordered a passion fruit tea, Bri got a tea that tasted like maple syrup and Zoe picked out an apricot tea.  Andrew’s tea is unknown because I didn’t try any.  I imagine it was another cool flavor.

Of the three I did try, Zoe’s was the best.  We also got scones, which I haven’t had since Margo made one on the kitchen table.  So while missing Margo and her scones, rearranging the utensils on the table top so Bubbles had all the knives and I had all the spoons, and pretending to be able to hear more than 33.35% of the words Andrew said (he was seated farthest from me), I passed an afternoon happier that a wind chime on a blustery day.

Also, Bubbles scared strangers when he dropped his phone while trying to take this photo:

Bubbles takes really blurry photos.

Anyhoozle–after tea we casually walked ourselves to our respective destinations, parting ways as we came to the invisible forks in the city streets.  I look forward to when we can get together again, but for now I will hold on to the knowledge that I am loved by the most brilliant people in the world.  It was a great day.

Week Thirty-Seven

This week I lost another pound for a grand total of 47.6!  I’m so close!  I managed to keep my goals this week, and I expect to continue to keep them next week as well.  I spent the day in the city with friends, which was completely perfect, though I’ll explain what we did in another post.

This week I want to focus on increasing my exercise time.  I usually just set myself on the treadmill for 45 minutes, but this week I’d like to try for 50, and I’d like to try to run for the last few minutes.  It’s a small step, but one I hope I can increase again at the end of the week.  For now I will content myself with doing homework and watching the last Alan Rickman movie I haven’t seen.

Have a great week!

Fables: The Good Prince (Volume Ten)

Fables: The Good Prince (Volume Ten)

Bill Willingham

This volume was huge, but completely worth the pain of carrying it around.  At first, I thought the prince in the title referred to Prince Charming, and I was a bit hesitant to hop into the story.  I kind of enjoy disliking him.  However, I quickly realized from the cover that the prince in the issues has red hair–it’s Flycatcher.

From the beginning, I adored Fly and wanted to follow him during his quest.  I especially couldn’t contain my excitement to see Gretel, Lancelot, Trusty John and Weyland Smith.  This was the perfect epic tale filled with love, knights, honor, and great characters.  I am also pleased that Red Hiding Hood didn’t just forget her love and settle for someone else.  She left Fabletown behind and ended up with Fly, who completely deserves only wonderful things.

And speaking of Fly, the cover completely fooled me.  Stupid Willingham.  I was ready to have to accept Fly’s early death.  Thankfully the cover was mostly cruel and untrue.  There is an issue in the middle that takes a break from the drama going on in Haven.  Though I understand why it’s there, I think it could have been saved for another volume.  Also, I think I might have appreciated it more if it wasn’t done by a different artist.  I can’t help it!  I hate change!  The extras in this lengthy volume were covers for the issues, which I liked since the covers are usually awesome.  I think this may be my new favorite volume.  I give it a 5/5.

Dear Winter,

You are a bit like my ex-roommate.  I know you have to stay until the end of the season, but my God–please leave already!  I mean, the snow is one thing.  Like her piles of tissues, I get that it’s just something you do out of habit.  And the ice everywhere is just because you hate me or something.  I’m trying to hard to accept you for all of your quirks.  But when it’s so cold outside that all four car doors are frozen shut, I start having some issues.  Also, I have a problem with my car not starting.  Also, why would you freeze my car windows closed?  I’m mostly beginning to think you just don’t want me to drive anywhere.  Please fix this!

Love,

The owner of the black corolla who is obnoxiously trying to open her windows by pushing them up and down and up and down until they crack free of the ice.

Fables: Sons of Empire (Volume Nine)

Fables: Sons of Empire (Volume Nine)

Bill Willingham

This volume felt kind of like a mix of everything we needed with, well, everything we needed.  It combined a lot of issues that detailed the lives of Fables who aren’t always in the spotlight while also continuing the plot.  I like the fact that this series is able to be about many different characters individually as well as the whole community.

Also, I am so very extra glad they cleared everything up about Santa.  I was wondering about that for a while.  Beyond that, I still think they need to find a new diary font.  It’s quite annoying for the font to be so curly and small.  And speaking of crazy things, Hansel is creeptastic.  He is by far the scariest character we’ve seen.  I really hope he just magically drops down the Witching Well, though I don’t think that’s going to prove an effective way of holding Fables.

The extras in this volume included several very short bits answering reader-submitted questions that weren’t central to the plot.  I thought they were super cute, especially the one detailing Blue’s favorite song.  I like that the extras are different in each volume.  Variety is the spice of life.  I’m eager to read the next volume!  Regardless, I give this one a 5/5.

The Night Bookmobile

The Night Bookmobile

Audrey Niffenegger

I saw this graphic novel won a few awards last year, so I decided to check out Audrey Niffenegger’s work.  I loved her novel The Time Traveler’s Wife, so I was pretty excited to read her graphic novel.  For those who have never heard of it, this graphic novel is about a woman who discovers a night bookmobile filled with only books she’s read.  After that night, her entire existence is centered around this “Library.”

The first thing I’ll say about this book is that it’s short.  It took me about ten minutes to read the whole thing.  The concept is really interesting, and according to the afterword, this is only part of something larger.  I wonder if Niffenegger has some kind of secret love for librarians since Henry of her other novel was also a librarian.  Well, I suppose if she does has a love for them, it’s hardly secret.  In any case, while I was a bit disappointed by the length of this novel, I look forward to seeing more from this line of thinking.

I find a certain comfort in thinking that somewhere, there is a librarian in charge of running a bookmobile filled with only the wonderful things I read.  I mean, they could just look at my goodreads account, but this idea is much cooler.  Also, I enjoyed the ending.  Now that I am going to library school, I’ve imagined Heaven to be something like that.  I give this short surprise a 3.5/5

Week Thirty-Six

I lost a pound this week!  That makes a total of 46.6 pounds lost.  Tonight I had some low carb pizza, which was surprisingly very delicious–something I think I can make myself one of these days.  I’ll probably attempt it and post my findings later this week.

I didn’t complete all the goals I set for last week, so this week I am going to make extra sure that I make it to the gym!  Even it snows a batrillion feet, I will be walking on that treadmill.

This is going to sound strange, but I think I’ve lost some weight in my feet.  I tried on a lot of shoes today and many shoes I think normally wouldn’t fit actually did fit and looked rather sexy.  I was pleased. My next goal is going to be finding a sexy pair of black pumps.

That’s all I have for you this week.  Happy days, everyone!