Dear Woman Who Asked for “Conservative” Biographies On The Founding Fathers,

Not only did I stare at you because you asked your question as awkwardly as humanly possible, but also because soon after, you tried to explain your request by saying, “You know, I don’t want any of that liberal slander.”  Uhm.  What?  I think if you want to find books for your child with a strong Christian message, you should ask for it that way.  Also, thanks for taking EVERY biography we have on EVERY founding father and leaving them all on the table in the formation I like to call “the explosion.”  Very considerate of you.

Love,

The chick giving you the look of extreme confusion

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