Dear Stranger That Tried To Convert Me To Islam,

I am very confused as to why you were so sneaky about handing me the books.  I thought we had a very intellectual, though inappropriate, conversation about free-thinkers and religion.  Even though it caused my coworkers to come over and try to pry me away from your questions, I thought it was harmless.  Until you handed me the book within a book, that is.  I also heard you went and spoke to several other women about it too.  That made me feel like you were cheating on me with other unsuspecting young women.  I kind of want to tell the other guy that tried to convert me to Christianity about you, then kindly hand you both a gladiator q-tip and watch you smack it out for my soul.


The confused employee

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