Dear Girl in the Purple Dress,
At first I thought you were weird because you watched me through the window as I shoveled cereal into my face. And then I was annoyed because you interrupted my makeshift breakfast to ask for books about Halloween costumes. However, when I found you the books and you turned to me and told I was very beautiful, I nearly cried. Thank you for making me smile, even if I was still chewing corn flakes.
Love,
The woman who showed you the Halloween books
Dear Lady,
You are the light of my life. Each moment I miss you more.
I am going to write you a haiku:
Lady in book-place
Gives me tinglies, grr rawr
Come visit me, ho.
Miss you!
Also, aren’t I amazing at poetry?
Love,
Mystery Lover
(ooohhh aren’t I mysterious?)
The girl in the purple dress..Yeah, I did you a favor. I found her, and crushed her for you. You are very welcome. : D