15 Things I Learned From Online Dating

1. Most men look the same.

2. A lot of people don’t know why they’re single.

3. Most people don’t realize that they’re disrespectful and rude.

4. There’s a lot of confusion about whether or not there are rules and what those rules might be.

5. Assumptions are the enemy.

6. Those who are jaded ruin it for the rest of us.

7. Having a nice body counts for a lot.

8. People become their stereotypes.

9. No one wants commitment until they can’t have it.

10. People are afraid of telling someone they’re not interested.

11. Few forget how crappy it is to be dumped through a text.

12. No, I really don’t want to hear about the other dates you’ve been on.

13. I also don’t want to hear about how cool your mom is.

14. Or how mean your ex is.

15. People use honesty and openness as an excuse to be mean.

15 Things I Learned From Watching Supernatural

1. If something that runs on electricity turns on, and it’s not because of you–don’t touch it.  Just leave the house and never come back.

2. If you see something, say nothing.

3. If someone acts strange (especially children), they’re probably possessed/evil and you should just leave them alone.

4. You know what?  While you’re at it, just don’t interact with anyone to begin with.

5. Don’t touch that.

6. Heard a noise?  Pretend you didn’t.  No, don’t go looking for what it is.

7. Keeping about three pounds of salt around at all times is important.

8. No one tells the truth ever.  And if they do, they’re going to die soon.

9. Some people are really tall.

10. Never make deals with anyone.

11. No, seriously, don’t touch that.

12. Innocent people die for few good reasons.

13. Sometimes bad things happen to good people, but sometimes there are good people that will risk everything to help.

14. There are some things that are evil.

15. You always have to do what’s most important: helping other people.

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